This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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