i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
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Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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