No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
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You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
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Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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