She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
My feet surprised me
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
