worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
As shirtless as possible
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in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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