did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
My vagina is very pro this idea
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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