I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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