im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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