I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
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We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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