They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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