Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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