hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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