ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
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I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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