i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
