Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
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you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
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When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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