Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I cannot find my penis.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
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So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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