now i know why i became what i already was.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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