I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
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Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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