Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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