Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
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how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
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