I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
My vagina just recognized that song.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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