Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
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I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
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I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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