I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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