i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
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Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
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I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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