I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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