I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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