And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
