for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
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There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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