i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
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Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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