Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
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I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
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AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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