Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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