OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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