Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
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Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
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They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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