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Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
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You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
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Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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