The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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