i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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