her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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