I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
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Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
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But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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