i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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