With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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