I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
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Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
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