Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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