ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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