It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
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I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
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