yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
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I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Never joke about your clitoris.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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