Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
