y did u give ur computer a hand job?
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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