4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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