I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
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still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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