Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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