Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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