Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
where are my eyebrows?
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