We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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