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the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
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Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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