she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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